Diary of the Dumb
One young girl's quest to wake up on time for school, get through elementary, get along with her family, and exist in a world drawn on lined paper...
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November 3
I have problems about waking up early. You probably have the same problem as I do. Well my mom tried to wake me up early...She's really good at it cause she knows that it's hard to wake me up. But she's still nice about it.
Wait! This is not mom, its Dreke my step-father. He is not the nice type of person but he's okay. He sometimes gets his mean face but I don't really care. I don't like him that much anyways. Finally I wake up, get my clothes on, eat breakfast, "ahhhh!" syrup flew right into my hair...at first I thought it wasn't there but when I touched my hair, oh no! It was dripping down my hair onto my favorite t-shirt.
"Max!"I said, "Mom look at what Max did to me!"
Mom looked at me and Max, "Max you are a bad boy, don't do that!"
Max just giggled.
"Not funny Max", I said.
I went to take a shower. I got out. I said in my head, why is this a bad day? I got dressed. I went down the stairs. Mom said, "Can you walk to school today?" "I have to use the car to drop Max and Judy", said Mom.
Perfect, now I have to walk to school. It's bad to walk to school. Bully's live on my street and I don't want to die today. But they were already in school so that's a good thing. But I did get chased by this kid named Milo. He is the worst kid in the planet. He beat me up in the first grade! Well I survived the torture of the smell but I almost died.
Mr. Todd was there like always. I sit down then all of a sudden something hit my head. I turn around...just as I thought Jaxon Mix... (to be continued...)
By- JM
Wait! This is not mom, its Dreke my step-father. He is not the nice type of person but he's okay. He sometimes gets his mean face but I don't really care. I don't like him that much anyways. Finally I wake up, get my clothes on, eat breakfast, "ahhhh!" syrup flew right into my hair...at first I thought it wasn't there but when I touched my hair, oh no! It was dripping down my hair onto my favorite t-shirt.
"Max!"I said, "Mom look at what Max did to me!"
Mom looked at me and Max, "Max you are a bad boy, don't do that!"
Max just giggled.
"Not funny Max", I said.
I went to take a shower. I got out. I said in my head, why is this a bad day? I got dressed. I went down the stairs. Mom said, "Can you walk to school today?" "I have to use the car to drop Max and Judy", said Mom.
Perfect, now I have to walk to school. It's bad to walk to school. Bully's live on my street and I don't want to die today. But they were already in school so that's a good thing. But I did get chased by this kid named Milo. He is the worst kid in the planet. He beat me up in the first grade! Well I survived the torture of the smell but I almost died.
Mr. Todd was there like always. I sit down then all of a sudden something hit my head. I turn around...just as I thought Jaxon Mix... (to be continued...)
By- JM
September 1
Well, school is here and I can't wait to start. I'm in the building and there are toilet paper all over the place, big boys that look wrong. I walk slowly to my classroom. My teacher's name is Mr. Todd. He is not happy. I wonder why he looks mad at me?



He says, "Welcome Jade I heard you are not a good student." He said with an angry voice, "I'm on to you!" I sat down on my seat and started working on this quiz. There were easy questions. But then I fell asleep on my desk. I didn't even know how that happened. I woke up at 1:00 and trust me...I don't know if I'm even supposed to be here. I look up...I don't think that's Mr. Todd!

It was mom standing there. She looks really mad her face is bright red, her ears are burning hot. I stand back for her to explode but she didn't. I look at her she looks at me...she says "You fell asleep in class!" I said, "I didn't mean to it, just happened." She got my backpack and said, "Let's go home, you need to do homework anyway." I got up walked with her out of the classroom.
By- JM
By- JM
January 13
Hey you know me don't you? No? Alright my summer is horrible. I hate it. I mean since I still live with my family....
My family is boring. We don't even go to very much places. We just watch T.V. all day and school is not coming soon, but I hope it gets there.
My family is boring. We don't even go to very much places. We just watch T.V. all day and school is not coming soon, but I hope it gets there.
by- JM
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